sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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