She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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