that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Randomize
