i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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