I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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