Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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