Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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