I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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