Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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