This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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