Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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