I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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