I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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