Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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