He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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