I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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