I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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