sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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