We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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