...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize