you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
