we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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