A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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