the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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