I don't remember. Are we still dating?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's just like the Real World with babies
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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