Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
