you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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