So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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