OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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