I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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