I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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