I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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