with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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