closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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