when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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