youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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