I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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