his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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