I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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