that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I am available for nakedness
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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