New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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