Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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