I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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