I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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