I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I had to cum in my sink.
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