Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
