She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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