no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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