Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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