Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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