Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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