Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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