Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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