got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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