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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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